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A ghost joke
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!
A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him eerie ache!
A vampire joke
What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
A where-wolf!
A vampire joke
What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite?
Veinilla!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
A vampire joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!
A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him eerie ache!
A vampire joke
What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
A where-wolf!
A vampire joke
What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite?
Veinilla!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf!
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A werewolf joke
How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
Throw a stick and say fetch!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter!
A vampire joke
What's Dracula's favourite coffee?
Decoffinated!
A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour!
A werewolf joke
What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning?
You had some party the night before!
A ghost joke
Where does Sitting Bull's ghost live?
In a creepy teepee!
How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
Throw a stick and say fetch!
A werewolf joke
How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter!
A vampire joke
What's Dracula's favourite coffee?
Decoffinated!
A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road!
A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour!
A werewolf joke
What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning?
You had some party the night before!
A ghost joke
Where does Sitting Bull's ghost live?
In a creepy teepee!
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A ghost joke
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!
A ghost joke
Who writes ghosts joke
s?
Crypt writers!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The vaults!
A ghost joke
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!
A vampire joke
Where did vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!
A vampire joke
Why are vampiress crazy?
Because they are often bats!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again!
A ghost joke
Who writes ghosts joke
s?
Crypt writers!
A vampire joke
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
He was a ghoulsniffer!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The vaults!
A ghost joke
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end!
A vampire joke
Where did vampires go to first in America?
New Fangland!
A vampire joke
Why are vampiress crazy?
Because they are often bats!
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A vampire joke
What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite drink?
A bloody mary!
A ghost joke
Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown!
A vampire joke
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
"Auld Fang Syne"!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts learn songs?
They read the sheet music!
A vampire joke
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had fang decay!
A witch joke
What's the best way of seeing a witch?
On the television!
What happened at the vampires race?
It finished neck and neck!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite drink?
A bloody mary!
A ghost joke
Why did the car stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown!
A vampire joke
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
"Auld Fang Syne"!
A ghost joke
How do ghosts learn songs?
They read the sheet music!
A vampire joke
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had fang decay!
A witch joke
What's the best way of seeing a witch?
On the television!
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