scary collection 09
A witch joke
How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
Tyred!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?
They file them!
A ghost joke
Where do undertakers go in October?
The hearse of the year show!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The fangdango!
A Halloween joke
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks!
A witch joke
How do witches lose weight?
They join weight witches!
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How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
Tyred!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?
They file them!
A ghost joke
Where do undertakers go in October?
The hearse of the year show!
A vampire joke
What's a vampire's favourite dance?
The fangdango!
A Halloween joke
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks!
A witch joke
How do witches lose weight?
They join weight witches!
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A witch joke
What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!
A vampire joke
When do vampires bite you?
On wincedays!
A witch joke
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy!
A Halloween joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed!
" A cannibal joke
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A ghost joke
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite book?
Broom at the top!
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What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?
It was called-Ron!
A vampire joke
When do vampires bite you?
On wincedays!
A witch joke
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy!
A Halloween joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?
" asked his friends "No, I'm an unmade bed!
" A cannibal joke
What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A ghost joke
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite book?
Broom at the top!
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A witch joke
How is the witches team doing?
They're having a spell in the first division!
A werewolf joke
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
A vampire joke
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
"Have a nice bite"!
A ghost joke
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
A cannibal joke
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!
A cannibal joke
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!
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How is the witches team doing?
They're having a spell in the first division!
A werewolf joke
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
A vampire joke
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
"Have a nice bite"!
A ghost joke
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
A cannibal joke
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!
A cannibal joke
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!
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A cannibal joke
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
A ghost joke
When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?
When they're not dead!
A ghost joke
How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!
A ghost joke
What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A terror-dactyl!
A ghost joke
How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
By his grave manner!
A demon joke
What is a devils picket line called?
A demonstration!
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
A ghost joke
When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?
When they're not dead!
A ghost joke
How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
She was a cover ghoul!
A ghost joke
What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
A terror-dactyl!
A ghost joke
How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
By his grave manner!
A demon joke
What is a devils picket line called?
A demonstration!
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