scary jokes

A werewolf joke
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and whenwolves!

A skeleton joke
What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
Jump out of your skin and join him!

A vampire joke
If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
Join his fang club!

A skeleton joke
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones!

A vampire joke
What's Dracula's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato!

A ghost joke
Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil crossings!

A cannibal joke
How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
''Voodoo like to dance with me!

A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!

A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!

A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their drinks?
Ice ghoul!

A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite pop group?
Boney M!

A vampire joke
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!

A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!

A werewolf joke
I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww!

A witch joke
Why do witches scratch themselves all the time?
Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches!

A vampire joke
Do you know that Dracula wants to be a comedian?
He's still looking for a crypt writer though!

A werewolf joke
What do you call an extinct hairy beast?
A were-wolf!

A ghost joke
Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea!

A werewolf joke
What happens if you cross a werewolf and a sheep?
You have to get a new sheep!

A vampire joke
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!

A werewolf joke
What is fearsome, hairy and drinks from the wrong side of a glass?
A werewolf with hiccups!

A ghost joke
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!

A vampire joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!

A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him eerie ache!

A vampire joke
What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!

A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
A where-wolf!

A vampire joke
What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite?
Veinilla!

A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf!