scary jokes

A witch joke
Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!

A witch joke
What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!

A witch joke
What happens to witches when it rains?
They get wet!

A witch joke
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!

A witch joke
What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?
A sandwitch!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!

A witch joke
What's a witches favorite flower?
A triffid!

A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!

A witch joke
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!

A witch joke
What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!

A witch joke
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!

A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!