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A witch joke
What do witches cats like for breakfast?
Mice krispies!

A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!

A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!

A witch joke
Why is "S" the witches favourite letter?
Because he turns cream into scream!

A witch joke
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person!

A witch joke
What is a witches favorite drink?
Tea-hee-hee!

A witch joke
What's a witches favorite film?
My Fear Lady!

A witch joke
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it's quicker than walking!

A witch joke
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!

A witch joke
What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!

A witch joke
What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!

A witch joke
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!

A witch joke
Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!

A witch joke
Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!

A witch joke
What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!

A witch joke
When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it's a baby witch!

A witch joke
Who's the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!

A witch joke
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

A witch joke
What do witches ring for in a hotel?
B-room service!

A witch joke
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

A witch joke
Why should men beware of beautiful witches?
They'll sweep them off their feet!

A witch joke
What sound does a witch make when she cries?
"Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo"!

A witch joke
Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook!

A witch joke
Is it true that a witch won't hurt you if you run away from her?
It all depends on how fast you run!

A witch joke
What do you call a witch who murders her mum and dad?
An orphan!

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Where is the witches temple?
On each side of her head!

A witch joke
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!