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A ghost joke
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!
A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!
A cannibal joke
What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
A cannibal joke
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
A ghost joke
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
A cannibal joke
What is a cannibal's favourite food?
Baked beings!
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A cannibal joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!
A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!
A cannibal joke
What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
A cannibal joke
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
A ghost joke
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
A cannibal joke
What is a cannibal's favourite food?
Baked beings!
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A cannibal joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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A cannibal joke
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!
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A ghost joke
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In dread-sitters!
A ghost joke
How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot?
He keeps going "ooo's a pretty boy then"!
A vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the wolfman?
You look like your going to the dogs!
A vampire joke
What's the difference between a vampire and a biscuit?
You don't know?
Well don't try dunking a vampire in your tea!
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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!
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A ghost joke
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In dread-sitters!
A ghost joke
How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot?
He keeps going "ooo's a pretty boy then"!
A vampire joke
What did the vampire say to the wolfman?
You look like your going to the dogs!
A vampire joke
What's the difference between a vampire and a biscuit?
You don't know?
Well don't try dunking a vampire in your tea!
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A vampire joke
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!
A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite film character?
Batman!
A vampire joke
What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A new fangled device!
A vampire joke
Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?
Because it's a drain in the neck!
A skeleton joke
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!
A vampire joke
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In blood banks!
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What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!
A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite film character?
Batman!
A vampire joke
What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A new fangled device!
A vampire joke
Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?
Because it's a drain in the neck!
A skeleton joke
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!
A vampire joke
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In blood banks!
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A ghost joke
What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!
A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!
A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!
A vampire joke
Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!
A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!
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What airline do ghouls fly with?
British Scareways!
A cannibal joke
What do cannibals eat at partys?
Buttered host!
A vampire joke
What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer!
A cannibal joke
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated him!
A vampire joke
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghouldfinger!
A vampire joke
Why are vampires always worn out in April?
Because they've just finished a long March of 31 days!
A skeleton joke
What happened to the lazy skeleton?
He was bone idle!
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