'Why?' he asks.
St. Paul replies, 'When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, 'When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, 'Thank God I didn't do anything like that.' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, 'Why?'
'Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.'
The first Catholic women tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him father." "
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'your grace.'"
The third Catholic lady says, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women prod her with a subtle, '"Well??"
So she replies, "My son is 6'2. He has broad, square shoulders. Terribly handsome. Tight muscular body. Hard buns and a very nice bulge. He is also a male dancer at a female strip club and whenever he walks into a room women gasp,OH MY LORD!"
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