Redneck

When they had the competition, there were two finalists: a man from a place called Fife, whose name was Mr. Hicks; and a man that was from Sweden, whose name is Sven.

So they had the final; the Mayor fired the starting pistol and they started eating the tench. No sooner had Mr. Hicks bitten the fish than one of his teeth fell out. He couldn't eat because of this so he stopped, but the Mayor refused to stop the competition. So Sven kept on eating and ended up eating nine of these tench fish.
The next day the headlines read: ONE TOOTH FREE FOR FIFE HICKS, SVEN ATE NINE TENCH!

Bob said, 'I know. I can spit in the water!'

But Bubba said, ' No! How will we know it's your spit?'

They thought and thought and finally Bob said, ' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!'

But Bubba said 'No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?'

Faster than her brothers.