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tard with a tie
What do you call a mentally disabled person in a fancy suit?

Mr. President.
tasties in a half shell
Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.
teethbrush
Why do they call it a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush?

Because it was invented in West Virginia.
tenessee football player
How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.


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