you might be a redneck if...easter
You might be a redneck if last year you hid Easter eggs under cowpies!
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a country war
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were fighting in a war, and both were caught by the enemy.
"Before i put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
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"Before i put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
The Alabama man said, "Could you shoot me after you play the song 'Yeah, Alabama?"
"Sure," the man agreed. "How about you?"
The Tennessee man said, "COuld you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabam?"
fast food for rednecks
You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.
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