you might be a redneck if... star spangled
You might be a redneck if you think the last words of the 'Star Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen! Start your engines!'
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you might be a redneck if...hairdo
You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!
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gonna marry
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"
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Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.
"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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