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132 legs and 8 teeth
 
 
Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

cletus's christmas
 
 
You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cookies and milk.
rednecks' dogs
 
 
Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?

A: From chasing parked cars...

trucks and babies
 
 
Q: What do a Kennworth Semi-Truck and a test-tube baby have in common?

A: Neither one's Peterbilt.

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