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redneck bubblebath
How does a redneck take a bubblebath?

With water, bubblebath liquid and a Jeff Foxworthy CD.
redneck christmas
You might be a redneck if you dad bought you a gallon of Peptol-Bismol for Christmas.
redneck christmas shopping
You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
redneck college grad
A Hillbilly family's only son had saved up money to go to college and after about 3 years he came back home. They were sitting around the dinner table when the dad said, 'Well son, you done gone to college so you must be perty smart. Why don't you speak some math fer' us?'

'Ok, Pa', the son said then, 'Pi R squared.'

After a moment the Dad said, 'Why son, they ain't teached ya nothin'! Pie are round, cornbread are square.'


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