a redneck taped paper to his television...
A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.
He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"
a sack full of chickens
One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder. The other decided to ask what was in the sack.
When he asked, the man said, 'I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm... Chicken sure sounds good tonight.'
The other one wanted to know how many chickens were in the sack.
'Well I'll tell you,' replied the man, 'If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack I'll give them both to you.'
a special night in iowa
Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.
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