you might be a redneck if...dishwasher
You might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting the wife drunk!
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redneck baseball
You might be a redneck if it takes two twinkies, a beer and your sister to get to second base.
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you might be a redneck... ammo
You might be a redneck if your mother has ammo on her Christmas list!
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redneck ghost story
A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween.
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"Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?" About 30% of the class puts their hand up.
"Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost?" About 10% of the class puts their hand up.
"Okay, how many of you have had sex with a ghost?" Dead silence, until a little redneck boy in the back row puts up his hand.
"You've actually had sex with a ghost?"
"Ghost? Oh. I thought you said goat!"
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