the last southern virgin
What do you call a 12 year old girl from Louisiana who's a virgin?
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Faster than her brothers.
you know you're a redneck
You know you're a redneck when your family tree has only one branch in it, and it loops.
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those lovely farmer's daughters
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, 'I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'
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"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, 'I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. 'Hello, my name is Chuck.'
The farmer shot Chuck.
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