you might be a redneck
If your wife ever says, "Take the carburetor out of the tub so I can take a bath," you might be a redneck.
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why'd the redneck?
Why'd the redneck cross the road?
Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
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Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
monks made a mistake
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls.
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"You see, there are the originals," said the first monk. "All the new scrolls were copied from these."
"Can I see one?"
"Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--" All of a sudden, the monk's face turns white and he falls to his knees.
"What? What does it say?"
"Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"
space shuttle redneck
How'd the redneck git lost in space?
He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!
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He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!
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