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texas transplant
 
 
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day.

"The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, complaining that they didn't work."

They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, "No, the best was when he asked if being a cowboy meant that I was half-cow."

They all laughed louder, and then the third cowboy said, "No, boys, the best was when he tried to milk that steer!"

yeehaw! the alabama lottery!
 
 
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.
you might be a redneck...fingernail
 
 
You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick!
redneck oral hygiene
 
 
You might be a redneck if you use a cactus for a toothbrush.

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