you're a redneck if...
You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.
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lying through your tooths
If somebody accuses you of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
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trucks and babies
Q: What do a Kennworth Semi-Truck and a test-tube baby have in common?
A: Neither one's Peterbilt.
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A: Neither one's Peterbilt.
two hicks at a toy store
Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle.
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"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them.
"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."
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