blonde and a pig
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, 'Where did you get that?'
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The pig says, 'I won her in a raffle!'
what a gasser
A young man goes home from a war to see his mother in the hills of West Virginia. She has never left the hills and has never seen anything like her son's uniform or gun. He shows his mother both items, then she asks about the grenades on his belt.
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He says,"'Well, you pull the pin and throw it."
She still doesn't quite get it, so he decides to demonstrate and throws it into the backyard.
The outhouse blows up and his mother cries, "Son you shouldn't have done that! Your father was in there."
And out crawls his father, all covered in dirt. He looks over at the hole and says, "Good thing I didn't let that off in the house."
a sack full of chickens
One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder. The other decided to ask what was in the sack.
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When he asked, the man said, 'I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm... Chicken sure sounds good tonight.'
The other one wanted to know how many chickens were in the sack.
'Well I'll tell you,' replied the man, 'If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack I'll give them both to you.'
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