the last southern virgin
What do you call a 12 year old girl from Louisiana who's a virgin?
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Faster than her brothers.
those lovely farmer's daughters
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, 'I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?'
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"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, 'I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?'
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. 'Hello, my name is Chuck.'
The farmer shot Chuck.
you might be a redneck if...tattoo
You might be a redneck if you only need another holepunch to get your freebie at the House of Tattoos!
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you might be in a redneck hotel
You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink."
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And they say, "Go ahead!"
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