political jokes

At a recent interview, it seems that Bill Clinton broke out in rage after being asked a line of questions about him being controlled.

Interviewer: "Who pulls your strings, Bill? What special interests control you?"

Clinton (visibly upset): "You leave Hillary out of this!"

Captain Kirk and an away team, searching for intelligent life on other planets, traveled down to Earth after going through a time disturbance cloud, landing in Washington D.C. right in the middle of Clinton's inaugural ball.

After looking around, Kirk says: "Beam us up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down on this one."

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."

"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

Top George Bush Slogans

1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
   
   
2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
   
   
3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.
   
   
4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
   
   
5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
   
   
6. I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.
   
   
7. New penal plan: I won't use mine!
   
   
8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
   
   
9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers
   
   
10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.