old age jokes

OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away

OLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that way

OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal

OLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment away

OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED

OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just imagine it

OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose their grippe

OLD IMMORTALS [vampires, whatever] never die, they just...don't

OLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off

OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over

OLD JOKES never die, they just get retold by the young

OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed

OLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back over, and do it again

OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch out

OLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate

OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up

OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils

OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherent

OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal

OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs

OLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers have Fatal Errors

OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check out

OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get re-shelved

OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their references

OLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink out

OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under

OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structures

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float away

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production of it

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color

OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselves

OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs

OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest terms

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functions

OLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just visiting their friends

OLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone else to take their place

OLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to hell to regroup

OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up

OLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose their whey

OLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out to pastor

OLD MP's never die, they just attain peerage

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out

OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar

OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line

OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed

OLD OWLS never die, they just don't give a hoot

OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces

OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas

OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home

OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing

OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off

OLD PILOTS never die, they just go to a higher plane

OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction

OLD PLASTIC never dies, they just recycle it

OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain

OLD POLICEMEN never die, they just cop out