old age jokes

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.

One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"

"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."

And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."

OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling

OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off

OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires

OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away

OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away

OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures

OLD BOOKS never die, they just go out-of-print

OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter

OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down

OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just lose their finesse

OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just sit around on their fat aces

OLD BUDGETS never die, they are fillibustered

OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away

OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away

OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get consolidated

OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved

OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground

OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out

OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive

OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically

OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react

OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes

OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach equilibrium

OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just smell that way

OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just kick the bucket

OLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decompose

OLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just lose their memory

OLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte the dust

OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged

OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on EXPRESSing it!

OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz

OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact

OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...

OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings

OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White

OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycled

OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold feet

OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just go cold

OLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghost

OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed

OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away

OLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathers

OLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go limp

OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tired

OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way