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saddam's bumperstickers
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"

"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"

"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"

"Bomb me, I need the insurance"

"Shi'ites happen"

scags who blew bill
Q: What's the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.

A: Close, but no cigar.

screw the world
What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?

One wants to screw the world and one already has!

screwdrivin' clinton
What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns!

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