Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media and publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the Democrats.
'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.
'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.
'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'
When they look out of their window, they both see rubble.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
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