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monday night osama
 
 
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets!

important question
 
 
How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

concorde humor
 
 
What's the difference between Air France and British Airways?

Air France drops you off at the hotel!

respecting the first lady
 
 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'


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