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monica at the un
Q: What did Ms. Lewinsky allegedly say when offered a position at the UN?

A: Would that, then, be a "missionary position?"
monica's deposition
Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky's deposition: "I didn't tell her to lie in her deposition, I said to lie in that position."
monica's first look
Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?

A: The Executive Branch!
monica's new boyfriend
Monica Lewinsky and her new boyfriend are making love. After they finish having sex, the new boyfriend asks, "Was I as good as Bill?"

"Close, but no cigar.'

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