News And Politics

Do we really wonder why Jenna Bush is always high?
Do we wonder why she's sad?
No, we all know why - it's dad.

Jenna's tried to understand
Why he's "King" of all the land
Why some thought it not that odd
to treat him like some sort of "God."

"Sure dad's mind's a little queer...
(I'll just finish up this beer.)
And I know his thinking's off,
(Do we have anymore Smirnoff?)"

"Every Saturday Night he's there
being laughed at, it's not fair,
I, Somewhere, have to draw the line
(Excuse me, can I have some wine?)"

"I never really had a voice
in where I lived, I had no choice
Nobody ever called me dumb
(I think we're almost out of rum.)"

"Whenever Dad opens his mouth
I feel like heading back down South
He just gets dumber by the hour;
(Can you make me a Whiskey Sour?)" "Oh, well, I guess I've said enough
"(Hey, wait, I didn't get a Puff!!)"
I know some think I've gone too far
(I really need to buy a car!!)"

"These Secret Service Guys are fun
they even mix the coke and rum
FOr all my friends they run the bar
perhaps they'll let me use their car!!"

"Four years will probably go by fast
If I can just stop being harrassed
I need to live the way I oughta...
(I think I'll have a Pina Colloda!!)"

"So keep your cameras off of me and try your best to leave me be
or you will see. I get quite mean
(especially when I drink Jim Bean!!)"

They are putting in TARGETS!!!

Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'