hail to the...no, wait
Q: What does the band now play when Clinton
enters the room?
A: Kneel to the Chief!
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A: Kneel to the Chief!
monica's deposition
Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky's deposition: "I didn't tell her to lie in her deposition, I said to lie in that position."
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politically speaking
"My uncle ran for Senate last year."
"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."
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"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected."
clinton and a lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Zero. He only screws interns.
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A: Zero. He only screws interns.
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