dubya 'n' drugs
During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.
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"Dubya," said his PR guy, "We've got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college?"
"It's true," replied Bush, "but it isn't my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose."
make-a-wish foundation
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.
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"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."
"Done."
"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."
"Done."
"And I wish for the best woman in the world."
So God sent him Mother Theresa.
hmo executive
The Chief Executive of an HMO died and was very relieved that he got into heaven. Of course, he had to check out after 48 hours...
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burning bush
Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival in The Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada.
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At this big hippie festival, people run around naked, drink and do drugs, or as George W. Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for President.
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