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k-marts in afghanistan
 
 
Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?

They are putting in TARGETS!!!

tickle me dirty politics
 
 
In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls, so now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls.
clinton on tobacco
 
 
What did President Clinton say when he was asked to compare the Paula Jones scandal with the Monica Lewinski scandal?

'Close but no cigar.'

executive rimmin'
 
 
Why did George W. Bush cross the road?

To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.


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