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frenchman and farm animals
 
 
What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

A bisexual!

paris native
 
 
What's a native of Paris called?

A parasite.

those shady frenchies
 
 
Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

top ten: saddam hussein's romantic tips
 
 
10. Splash on a little goat's blood.

9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured dissidents.

8. Shampoo and condition your mustache.

7. Don't be a cheapskate at the movies -- buy the large hummus!

6. Have a violinist brought over to your table and executed.

5. Show sensitive side by releasing her family from prison.

4. "Say it with toxic nerve agents"

3. Sit on porch swing and watch twinkling United State reconnaissance satellites.

2. Name a camel after her.

1. Ask if she wants to "inspect your biological weapon."


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