enron transcripts
The real reason the administration doesn't want to release the transcripts of the energy council meetings is because at one point you would hear Kenneth Lay barking, "Turn off that pacemaker Cheney. It's interfering with my cell phone."
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whitehouse parrot
A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President."
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The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President."
After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George Bush is the President of the United States.
The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it!"
gary condit's fowl behavior
Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?
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He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.
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