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politics and golf
 
 
Q: What golfing what foursome do you never want to be behind?
A: Monica Lewinsky because she's a hooker; O.J. Simpson, since he's a slicer; Ted Kennedy -- he can't drive over water; and Bill Clinton, because he'll go for any hole.
danger in d.c.
 
 
What is the most dangerous thing in Washington D.C.?

An intern with a chipped tooth.

taxation
 
 
Ever wonder why the IRS calls it, "Form 1040?"

Because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

osama in the holy land
 
 
Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai?

He wanted to see the burning Bush.


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