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esl 'n' enron
 
 
Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers?

Because they now have to explain to their students why "to LAY" is worse than "to F*CK"!

the worst hostage drama in the world
 
 
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.

They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for...
bush and son
 
 
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:

"Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father."

"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He was only allowed to vote once!"

white, slimy, & horny
 
 
What's white, slimy, and horny all over?

Gary Condit!


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