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y2k nostalgia
 
 
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited on the eve of the millennium to have dinner with God. After a little bit of small talk, God informed them that he would be destroying the earth the next day. Upon returning to earth, they each made announcemnts.

"I have two piece of bad news," said Boris Yeltsin. "One, God does exist. Two, all of the earth will be destroyed tomorrow."

"I have some good news and some bad news," said Bill Clinton. "First, the good -- God does exist. And the bad -- the earth will be destroyed tomorrow."

"I have some great news!" said Bill Gates. "One, I'm one of the three most important people on earth. Two, we've got this Y2K thing solved!"

clinton's finished now
 
 
Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?

A: You have to wipe the Whitewater off your dress...
extra! extra! motorola buys enron
 
 
I hear that Motorola just proposed to buy out Enron today, and they're going to name it...

Moron!

democrat's concession
 
 
The election is over the results are well known
The voice of the people has clearly been shown
Lets all pull together and show by our deeds
That we will give Bush all the help that he needs
Forget all our differences and let bitterness pass
Ill kiss your elephant
And you kiss my ass...

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