News And Politics

Jokes » news and politics » humor 49

News And Politics


middle east policy
 
 
Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in the Middle East?

Because he thought the Gaza Strip is a topless bar!

clinton's interns
 
 
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?

A: Don't hit your head on the desk!
oj's airport limo service
 
 
Have you heard that OJ is starting a new Airport Limo service?

His motto is, "We get you there with time to kill!"

clinton's bookmarks
 
 
Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?

A: Because he likes to bend pages!

Page 50 of 96     «« Previous | Next »»