david beckham
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
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One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
how many union guys does it take...
How many union guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Fifteen. You got a problem with that?
clinton and titanic
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only about 2000 people went down on the Titanic.
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A: Only about 2000 people went down on the Titanic.
bush, cheney, and the buck
Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hunter.
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"Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. If I may please make a suggestion... it would be much easier for you to drag your deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
The leaders of the free world thanked the man and tried his suggesion. A while later Cheney said, "You know, that was good thinking. This is a lot easier!"
"Yessir," agreed Bush. "But durn it! We're gettin' farther away from our truck!"
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