new canadian flag
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.
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That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
fred bin flintsone
What do bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common?
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They both look out of their caves and see Rubble.
medical miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work."
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An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."
The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks."
The American says, "Well hell, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!"
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