the redneck-unabomber connection
What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?
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They've both been fingered by their brothers.
clinton abortion bill
Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"
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Clinton's reply : "Shhhhh - just pay it."
the bill clinton sale
Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at
clothing stores on President's day?
A: All pants half off!
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A: All pants half off!
rebuilding new york & afghanistan
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!"
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George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?"
Osama answers, "I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful."
George Bush says, "Wow is that what you see? Well I'll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan... I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street."
Osama asks, "And what do they say?"
George answers, "Hell, I don't know. I can't read Hebrew!"
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