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the grand forks flood film
 
 
Did you know their making a movie about the Grand Forks Flood?

It's called, 'A River Runs Over It.'

microsoft and a halter top
 
 
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?

Both offer very little support!

bush's winning campaign slogans
 
 
1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!

2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.

3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.

4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?

5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.

6. I promise no sex scandal -- just look at me!

7. New penal plan: I won't use mine!

8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.

9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers.

10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.

bush and clinton and bush
 
 
A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office."

"Thanks to Bill Clinton," replied George. "Bush never left the office."


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