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monica's new boyfriend
 
 
Monica Lewinsky and her new boyfriend are making love. After they finish having sex, the new boyfriend asks, "Was I as good as Bill?"

"Close, but no cigar.'
a lawyer and a politician
 
 
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
gary condit's conductivity
 
 
Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face. Police investigators find his scorched body and determine he had been struck by lightning.

"Why's he smiling?" one officer asks.

The other replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."

penguin & jfk, jr.
 
 
What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
They're both cute as hell and can't fly!

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