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old people get it on
 
 
Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor found out about this and took each one into his office seperately to try and talk them out of it. First he called in the woman and he told her that the man had already had two heart attacks and was very unhealthy and could die at any time. She told the doctor that she didn't care and she left. Next, the doctor called in the man and told him that the woman was suffering from acute angina, and he said, 'I know! I peeked.'
women & alcohol
 
 
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of estrogen. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive...
clearly cheating
 
 
Once there was a man with a girlfriend named Loraine.
He was cheating on her with a girl named Clearly.
Then Loraine died.
At the funeral the man stood up and sang, 'I can see Clearly now Loraine is gone....'
men and the toilet seat
 
 
How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?

We don't know because it's never been done!


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