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two sperm
 
 
Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

mail order blonde
 
 
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"

Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

women's tiny feet
 
 
Why are women's feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

minnesota women
 
 
Q: Why don't they let Minnesota women go out with Wisconsin guys?

A: Have you ever seen a gopher hole after a badger has been in it?


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