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'Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before.'
The doctor reassured her, 'A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?'
'On my testicles, which is something else I want to talk to you about...,' replied the lady.
They are especially fascinated by two silver walls which slide together and then apart.
They both walk up closer to the sliding silver walls. They see a fat, little old man waddle inside and watch as the doors close behind her.
The mother and son can't believe their eyes when minutes later, the silver doors open and a tall, well-built stud strides out.
The mother then turns to the son and says, "Son, go and get your father."
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, "PIG! "
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, "WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
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