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ex-lax, don't do it
Why are men like laxatives?

Because they irritate the crap out of you!

exotic male dancer
The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and stuck it on his butt.

Not to be outdone, my other friend pulled out a $50 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $50 bill and stuck it on his other butt cheek.

Now the attention was focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet and thought for a minute. Then the banker in me took over. I got my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.

extra-large condoms
A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.

The pharmacist replies, 'Yes, would you like to buy one?'

The woman replies, 'No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?'

eyes wide shut
Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!


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