Men And Women jokes

• Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
• Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
• Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
• Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.
• Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
• Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
• Good girls say, 'Don't... Stop...' Bad girls say, 'Don't Stop...'

20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.

Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!