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A. It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month....
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He replied, “Hell, it's been so long since I had any I didn't know they moved it.”
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'A limerick I heard today at work. But I can't tell you,' he says. 'It's too dirty.'
'Don't worry, I've heard them all,' she replies.
'I really can't, it's the dirtiest limerick that I have ever heard!'
'OK,' his wife says. 'How about you tell it, but substitute the word 'beep' in the place of the really dirty words.'
'Fine,' he says. 'Here goes: Beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep. Beep-beep beep beep beep, beep-beep beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep.'
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He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He asked her why she was going.
She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."
He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I'm going too!" he replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"
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