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a daring new position
 
 
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?

Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

bird and bloke
 
 
Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds?

Bird: Yes.

Bloke: Would you shag me for a fiver?

Bird: No, what do you take me for?

Bloke: I've already figured that one out. I'm just figuring out the price.
feminists change a light bulb
 
 
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.

new version of playboy
 
 
Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy?

A. It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month....


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