They sit down at a table and the husband gets up and goes to get drinks for himself and his wife. While he's gone a man walks up to Joe's wife and tells her he wants to turn her upside down fill her with beer and drink her dry.
Joe's wife exclaims, "You sick pervert! Get out of my sight!"
Joe returns and his wife tells him what happened and asks him to go kick that guy's ass. Joe says, "No way. A guy who can drink that much beer has got to have a pint on me!"
A: She's only wearing one sock.
Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.
"Holy cow! What's that smell?"
"I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?"
"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, 'What's wrong with it?'
The doctor says, 'There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.'
The woman looks confused. 'A hermaphrodite, what's that?'
The doctor replies, 'It has both features of a male and a female.'
The woman looks relieved. 'What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?'
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